for Grateful Mom, Gigi, on her birthday:
Hugs on the Way
Grateful Mom shakes
On the road her engine in flames
She feels no pain
Drunk as a skunk, the mechanic to blame
Poised for a fight, she hitch-hikes - ALL RIGHT!
Into the light
Unlike some
Mom can dance, Mom can shake, all in fun
Why are we lost?
I can pay, for the gas today, what is the cost?
To see Mom dance
Without Mom everyday, it's like a trance
I will say, day by day
Anyway, be who you be
Mom's special to me
She's dancing again, woooo weeeeeeeeeeee!
Hugs on the way
Well it's your happy, happy birthday today
Don't go away
'Cause we love you so much, I want to say
I will say, Happy b-day today!
Go your own way, Mom, we love you
One of a few
Without Mom in the scene we'll all feel blue
Hugs on the way
Happy Birthday Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CC-YOU ARE A TRIP! Have a safe one. Love your goofing w/ the lyrics.....xoxoo Gypsy Cowgirl
Cosmic Badger
Cosmic Badger what's up with you
You travel so far, that's what you do
To 'WhereverthefuckitisStan' you flew
Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you
Cooking up a pot of badger stew
Light the fire -- put it under you
Out the window a Great Tit flew
Go on home, Mrs Badger's calling you
Now you have just one more chance
We all wanna see the Badger dance
Trippin out and in a trance
Poke my eyes, with a lance
Meeting you in an airport bar
Looking at the sky we see Dark Star
Drinking beers all during the day
My ears are clogged, 'what did you say?'
You said you're a badger or are you a skunk
Don't really know but there's a funk
Is it you or is it me?
Don't know, but CC's gotta pee
CC Joe, the cops are on to you
You are taking so damn long in the loo
What you got there in your hand?
What comes out is dry like sand
You're feeling that 'itch' aren't you?
Your old lady knows what you wanna do
Poor old CC, please don't feel blue
Turning her back she's just stalling you
Stalling you
Stalling you
Stalling you
Stalling you
Maybe later, she says with a sigh
Old CC is starting to cry
No worries, mate. She's joking with you
Get in bed, she says to you
Get in bed, she'll be kind to you
Get in bed, she'll be kind to you
Get in bed, she'll be kind to you
KIND TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks marye,
as time permits while transiting in an airport or in a big city, I'll check in here and there.
meanwhile...
love and peace.
and hurry back to us. Stay safe out there.
CC's been drinking, out on a binge
No reason why, but just on a whim
Now he is shitfaced, on a plane
Flying away, he's just insane
And now CC's gone
Now CC's gone, Lord he's gone
CC's gone
With an elbow bending, it's a binge in fact
CC's gone, gone, but someday he'll be back
CC's gone
A member of the club 'Mile High'
His old lady letting out a great big 'sigh'
Playing 9 ball, he can't lose
Nothing left to do but booze, booze, booze...
And now CC's gone
Now CC's gone, Lord he's gone
CC's gone
Going where the there is no rain at all
On a dry farm until fall
Dug one well, made a ditch
The muscles in his back are starting to bitch
Again,
CC's been drinking, out on a binge
No reason why, but just on a whim
Now he is shitfaced, on a plane
Flying away, he's just in-sane
And now CC's gone
Now CC's gone, Lord he's gone
CC's gone
Ooh, one day CC's gonna be back
Ooh, one day CC's gonna be back
Ooh, one day CC's gonna be back
> iknowurider
>
>
> iknowurider's, gonna put her fishnets on
> iknowurider's, gonna put her slit skirt on
> Gonna put on her garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> Saw her last night, Lord, you know she looks the best
> Chatted last night, Lord, she’s unlike all the rest
> My heart was thumping baby, she put my wedding vows to the test
>
> iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> The walls of the ‘love shack’ are shakin' again today
> The windows of the ‘love shack’ are all shatterin' today
> Some lucky someones are really getting blown away
>
> iknowurider, has her fishnets on
> iknowurider, has her slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish I could see you try your garter belt on
> I wish I could see you try that slit skirt on
> I'd leave my old lady; and that ain’t no con
>
> iknowurider's, gonna put those fishnets on
> iknowurider's, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm
> I wish we was on tour, not working on this farm
> I’d get a tattoo of you, my baby, and put it on my arm
>
> iknowurider, gonna put your fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Gonna put on that garter belt, gonna keep turning me on
>
> I wish you’d let me come in out from the rain
> I wish you’d let me come in from out the rain
> Cause right now, baby, my heart is in real pain
>
> iknowurider, gonna put those fishnets on
> iknowurider, gonna put that slit skirt on
> Cause in your “love shack” baby, I know what’s going on
>
> iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my fishnets on"
> iknowurider says "I’m gonna put my slit skirt on"
> "Gonna put on my garter belt, as soon as CC Joe stops drooling on
> on on ON ON ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bruiser
If I saw a show for every post that I have drawn
I could tell tall tales all night feelin' very keen
Don't you count the posts baby cause that really blows
And you know I'm only running from the cold
All the shirts in my closet ain't got no collars
And I ride all over this great wide land
You can reach out and pick up a four leaf clover
But I'll always win a game against THE MAN
Last fair hustle in the country, sweet Susie
Last fair hustle in the town
Put your gold money where your game is baby
Before you let me leave this old town
Don't you count the posts baby cause that really blows
Well I know almost nothing that you won't ever know
Don't chew gum or a piece of hard toffee
Gonna play with some suit and make'm feel woe
Everybody's dragging but this cue is mine
I can tell the 8 or 9 ball by the way they shine
Pot the 9 ball on a clean hard break
Well I got no chance of losing this time
Well I got no chance of losing this time

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